Infectious Humor Mugs

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Ward Cleaning.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Protoxoan social distancing.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"Probably midges"

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"Give me all your hand sanitizers!"

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

The Corona Family

"I think we better have a leg count."

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Don

Butterfly Heimlich.

Not everywhere is closed in a lockdown. . .

"Oh no - another American has Ebola. They're sending him back to the U.S...What would you do if it were me?"

Swine flu.