Latin Language Gifts

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Monstrosa Impressus

A Puppet Named Juan

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Torturing the English Language

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Punctuation Police

Backfire

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

What's normal?

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'The Questioner'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Lesser known greek gods,

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"