Latenight Reveler Pillows

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

Theorbo

Bee flying to another flower.

Joust Sharpener

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Easter Egg Delivery

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Uh-oh.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

House Plant Party

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"I'm the designated driver."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Dogs play the double bass

Summertime Blues

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Christmas Fatigue.