Latenight Reveler Mugs

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

Theorbo

Bee flying to another flower.

Joust Sharpener

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

The New Year's Dance

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I love rock festivals!'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Uh-oh.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I'm the designated driver."

House Plant Party

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Dogs play the double bass

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Christmas Fatigue.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'