Late-night Tinkerers Gifts

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Young Frankenstein"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Night-shift entrance

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Music for car stereos

Innovate or die.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Remote control car breakdown.

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Humphry Davy: "My isolation of the alkali metals led...to this great battery..."

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Adaptability

Repairing the UFO