Christmas Shopping for Dummies
Last-minute Dashers Gifts
Looking for a gift for last-minute dashers? Our collection offers fun, clever, and instant-ship products perfect for spontaneous celebrations. Whether they're impulsive or just caught unprepared, these quick-to-deliver gifts add a dash of humor and personality whenever time is tight. Celebrate their spontaneous spirit with a thoughtful, creative surprise that arrives faster than they can say 'surprise'!
"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"
The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
Signs of Stress
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."
Workaholics anonymous meeting.
I don
In/Out.
'Dig in.'
"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"
"They really expect a lot from us."
Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"
"When is it my turn?"
'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'
Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it
Living by the Clock
"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."
Kangaroo in a hurry.
Last-Minute Gifts
Procrastinator's Leap
'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'
Do you have to do everything at the last minute?
Workaholic Kip Johnson works himself into an early grave and doesn't even break stride.
A man races to get his tax returns filed.
Christmas is Around the corner,
"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"
'Help me, Mom I need help!'
"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."
"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."
'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'
'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'
Last-minute Dashers Gifts Collection
Last-minute Dashers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for spontaneous gift-giving—funny, quick-to-ship, and sure to make them smile.
Last-minute Dashers Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to match their quick-and-easy gifting needs—lighthearted and shipped fast.
Last-minute Dashers Prints
Browse our selection of quick-shipping prints that capture the spontaneous, creative spirit—perfect for last-minute surprises.
Last-minute Dashers T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirt selection, ideal for last-minute gifts that are both humorous and fast to deliver.