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Christmas Shopping for Dummies

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Signs of Stress

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

I don

In/Out.

'Dig in.'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"They really expect a lot from us."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

"When is it my turn?"

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Living by the Clock

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Last-Minute Gifts

Procrastinator's Leap

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Workaholic Kip Johnson works himself into an early grave and doesn't even break stride.

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

Christmas is Around the corner,

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'