Laser-focused News Lover Gifts

Radiography journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Reporter #6: television.

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Classic News.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Big Newspaper Delivery

Hang in There Democracy!

Joe Biden

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Charades