Laptop-loving Lyricist T-Shirts

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"My best friend is my phone."

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"It's obviously an original."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"...a man's laptop equipment is vastly over rated."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."