Laptop-loving Lyricist T-Shirts

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

City Boy.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

"My best friend is my phone."

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Computer Music

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"The times – They have a changed."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"It's obviously an original."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."