Lapdog General Pillows

"First let me give you my conspectus."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I think they're up to something.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

Jogging...

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"Ahh, shade."

"He wants a second opinion."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'War!... What's it good for?'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

Military history

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"