Language Trends Pillows

'For Pete's sake, we don't use the term 'bacteria' anymore! It's 'probiotic.''

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Punctuation Police

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Backfire

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

What's normal?

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'The Questioner'

Lesser known greek gods,

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'