Linguistic Trendsetter Pillows

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"She pretends she's younger by starting every sentence with 'So...'"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

United Church of OMG

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

Correct Spelling Lane.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...