'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'
Language Skills Pillows
Add a touch of linguistic charm with our cozy pillows. Designed for language enthusiasts, these pillows bring comfort and a playful nod to their love for words and language mastery.
Erudite Dysfunction
How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet
"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."
"The English language is a movable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."
"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"
"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"
"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
Campaign for Plain English
Pirate boy reciting the alphabet
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Torturing the English Language
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
Punctuation Police
'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'
"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."
Assault 'n' Vinegar
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Backfire
Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
What's normal?
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"
Language Skills Pillows Collection
Language Skills Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs celebrating language skills. Perfect for coffee lovers and language enthusiasts alike, find a mug that makes every sip smarter.
Language Skills Prints
Browse our language-inspired prints to add style and wit to any room. Ideal for language buffs, these prints make a clever decor upgrade.
Language Skills T-Shirts
Discover fun t-shirts that proudly showcase language skills. Great for teachers, students, or word lovers, these shirts turn language fun into fashion statements.