Language Reformer Pillows

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Arizona In Black

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Budget

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'Lessons have been learned.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

New dunce caps

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

End Gun Violence

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."