Language Reformer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a language reformer who loves to challenge norms and craft new linguistic paths? Our collection of creatively witty products honors their dedication to language evolution. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that fuels their passion for linguistic innovation and celebrates their drive to reshape how we communicate.

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An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group. mockup

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

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'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.' mockup

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'

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'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.' mockup

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

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'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.' mockup

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

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"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!' mockup

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

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'What's play?'

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Coronavirus Impact on Children

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"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting." mockup

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

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"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?" mockup

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

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Arizona In Black

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"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!" mockup

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

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Budget

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"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life." mockup

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

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'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .' mockup

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

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Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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'Lessons have been learned.'

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"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted." mockup

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

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'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.' mockup

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

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'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.' mockup

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

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New dunce caps

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"Congratulations! It's a pass."

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'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.' mockup

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

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'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.' mockup

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

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'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.' mockup

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

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'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...' mockup

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

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'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....' mockup

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

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End Gun Violence

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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...' mockup

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

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"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?" mockup

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

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'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!' mockup

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

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Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs. mockup

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

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"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style." mockup

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

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'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.' mockup

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

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'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

'He has a learning disability all right - television!' mockup

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

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"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed." mockup

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

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Language Reformer Gifts Collection

Language Reformer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for language reformers—witty, clever, and designed to spark conversations over their favorite beverages.

Language Reformer Pillows

Add humor and inspiration to their home with pillows that celebrate language evolution. Great for linguists and language lovers alike.

Language Reformer Prints

Bring a touch of linguistic innovation to their decor with artful prints that highlight the beauty of language reform and creative expression.

Language Reformer T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that speak their language! Browse our range of creatively witty shirts for language reformers who love to wear their passion on their sleeve.