Educational Reformer Gifts

'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'

'No offense, but by the time we're in the job market, won't that stuff be obsolete?'

Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?

Critical Race Theory

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"Oh, don't mind me...just go on as though I wasn't even here!"

'Our school's science program must be better than I thought.'

Chemical Free Kids.

'Don't worry. Nobody ever asks for a diploma. Just a drivers license and a credit card.'

'And yet you children are our future.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Dunce stool at school with safe space on cap.

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

"You've heard of fake news...these are fake marks!"

"It drives me MAD when people complain about the lack of DIVERSITY in our recruitment."

"Maybe we should go back to requiring standardized tests."

Lockdown

"The government wants all schools run like businesses, Timmy, so you're fired."

An apple core school

''Whatever George Osborne wants it to be' is not the right answer, Stuart.'

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

Robb Elementary School Shooting

"Just say no."

Social studies.

With Budgets tight, many schools are forced to turn to corporate sponsorships.

'This is just my part in the growing crisis in education.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'

"So I can't use my own standards for standards-based learning? Figures."

Bully

'Texas Messes with School History Books'

The thinker wearing a dunce cap.

'I know school prepares you for life, Dad, but there must be a better way!'

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'