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"What I wouldn't give to be a fly on a different wall."

'They speak fish!'

'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

"That's not what I meant when I said let's pull out all the stops."

'Were there any new buzzwords created while I was out to lunch.'

'Pardon, Monsieur. What is time, please?' Man replies: 'Time is the non-spatial continuum in which events occur in irreversible succession from the past to the future.'

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare"

Wet paint ahead...mined where you step.

Pedants enter PIN.

Egyptian grammar

'Why can't she just call it the final exam like other teachers?'

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

Campaign for Plain English

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

"It's hard to put my best foot forward when I've got so many."

Irony - also spelled 'ironie', Ironie - also spelled 'irony'.

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"It's the worse punctured lung I've ever seen, sir."

'It's amazing how many completely normal looking people speak Welsh.'

LOL Smoke Signal.

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'How can I think without words?'

"Hey, Al! Do we hyphenate 'Doo Hickey?'"

'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'

'So you think I'm too pedantic, eh? -- And exactly what is your definition of 'pedantic'?'

'By the way, there is no 'Z' in resume.'

'No no no - the narrator didn't say that, he said this...'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Who'th idea wath it to thpell lithp with an eth?"

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

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Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Are you looking up words online?!"