Language Guru Pillows

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'I see you have got the baking bug Professor.'

''Hunting season is just around the corner' is only a figure of speech, Ben.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Punctuation Police

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Create some buzz!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'The Questioner'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Dating an English Major