Language Evolutionist Pillows

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."