Language Barrier Navigator Pillows

'My wife doesn't understand me - she's Japanese.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Translating Contractor to English

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"I don't speak Italian."

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Phonetic Man