Language Barrier Breaker Pillows

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Frog in the puddles.

Doggone

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Cat Burglar

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Roget's Pet

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

Glass Ceiling

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Famous Oxymorons...

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

High Jump

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

No New Grammer Schools

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'