Communication Barrier Buster Pillows

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Frog in the puddles.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Glass Ceiling

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Hello?"

High Jump

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Reading

"You let people walk all over you."

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Interpreter.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'It's for you.'

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.