Book Barrier Buster Pillows

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Great British Eccentrics.

Audio Books

Frog in the puddles.

Sue the Author 3PM

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

School holidays

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Glass Ceiling

High Jump

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."