Book Avoider Pillows

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Would you read this self-help book to me?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Serious Putty

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Young Geeks.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Buffet - now glutton free.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."