Lane Weaver T-Shirts

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Ted Hughes

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Bowling ball head.

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Irvine Welsh

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Better than Chekhov"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

Bedtime Story

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Am I boring you, kid?"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

unravelling your mind

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."