Lane Weaver Pillows

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Bowling ball head.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"Am I boring you, kid?"

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Bedtime Story

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Better than Chekhov"

unravelling your mind

Homer

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."