Landscape Exploration T-Shirts

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Easter Island legs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Tourists

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

Local Knowledge

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"