Landscape Exploration Pillows

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Tourists

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Easter Island legs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Local Knowledge

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Alien David statue

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."