Landmark Birthday T-Shirts

Aging.

Easter Island legs

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Tourists and their Pets.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Gary turns 40.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Pearly King and Queen

A watch face with Stonehenge

I love the Shard

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Introducing Piza Island.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Aging Problems

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'I'm fighting ageing.'