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"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

The Difficult Journey of Life.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"125 is the new 100."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"Should we slow down because we're getting older or hurry up because we are not getting any younger?"

"Remember when we used to feel sorry for people our age?"

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'...so, do you think your Robert will have something special surprise for your 40th Amanda?'

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

"How can we be over the hill - we can't even get up it."

'60 is the new 40.'

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"60's not old, it's experienced."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'