Milestone Birthdays T-Shirts

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Before and After.

Age Cards.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Seven ages of man - young, old young, young middle, middle, old middle, young old, old.

Jell-O: A Life.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'This was on my bucket list.'

Pencils aging

57th Birthday balloons

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Aging Problems

'I'm fighting ageing.'