Landmark Birthday Pillows

Aging.

Easter Island legs

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Tourists and their Pets.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Gary turns 40.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I love the Shard

Pearly King and Queen

A watch face with Stonehenge

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Aging Problems

Mount Bobblemore.

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'