Land Surveyor T-Shirts

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

'Buffy the chartered surveyor.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Cross-stitched land survey.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Tension filled the tent.

When Engineers Crack.

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Surveys and economic interests

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Surveying.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"