Land Surveyor Mugs

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

'Buffy the chartered surveyor.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Cross-stitched land survey.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Tension filled the tent.

When Engineers Crack.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Surveys and economic interests

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Surveying.

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

Valuation of Heaven