Wildlife Surveyor Mugs

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Bears catching fish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Garden Goddess.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Koala

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Giraffe Selfie