Land Sailor T-Shirts

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Farmer and FIsherman

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Soho walking society

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Sailor and mine

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

Star versus UFO...

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

'What type of line are you using?'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Row to Row

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

Pirates vs. Target.

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Submarine and beer

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

That's it! This time we're movin'!