Office Sailor T-Shirts

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

S.S.dot.com

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Sailor and mine

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

UFO Romance

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Row to Row

The Rouble

If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."

Submarine and beer

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Pirates vs. Target.

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

Desk With Figurehead.

That's it! This time we're movin'!

"So you've been fighting with your boyfriend?"