Land Of Nod Citizen Gifts

'He spends so much time in the land of nod he might as well emigrate for good.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Thumbing a Lift.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Statue of Liberty

"it appears I'm being relocated"

The Speculators

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Subway Library

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'Page under construction.'

Studies show that for every hour of time-zone shift, it takes three days to fully reestablish your circadian rhythm. Can't do the math? Here are some handy clues you may have jet-lag!

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Meet the Author Online.

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

"It's such a bummer, but it looks like I'll have to work for the next thirty or forty years."

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Don Quichotte

Day 68: Still seeing lackluster traffic on my 'Life on a Desert Island' blog."