News Nomad Gifts

'Circulation is working hard to keep our business.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The World Wide Web.

Cellphone Islands

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now you can send it."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Office Meeting

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'