Lakers Fan Mugs

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Kobe Bryant

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

The conversion.

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

Putin and Obama.

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Wheelchair Basketball

Inside Obama's armoured car.