Nba Enthusiast Mugs

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

NBA on strike.

"Are you still watching the NBA playoffs?"

Pau Gasol

Dirk Nowitzki

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Playing pig

I love Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

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Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Kobe Bryant

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'