Nba Enthusiast Mugs

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

I love Basketball.

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Puppy.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Game In A Can.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'