Lakers Devotee Pillows

Kobe Bryant

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Kobe Bryant

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

I love Kung Fu.

Muhammad Ali

'CSI: Basketball.'

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Pelé