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Kobe Bryant

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Chris Froome

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Kobe Bryant

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

NBA on strike.

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'CSI: Basketball.'

Muhammad Ali

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

I love Kung Fu.

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

No eye in team.

How to Save the Los Angeles Dodgers

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