Lakers Loyalist T-Shirts

Kobe Bryant

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Bottle Distillery

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Ball and Chain

'We're still crazy then ...'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."