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Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Bigfoot"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Myths and legends...

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Loud mouth bass.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'