Lake Legends Pillows

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'