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"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Baby Mozart.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Four fishermen catch the same fish.