"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"
Laid-back Listener T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that embody their easygoing personality with witty sayings and comfortable fits, ideal for casual days and relaxed weekends.
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"
'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
Zen and the Art of Procrastination.
Man types with beer on his computer.
Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."
"What are we doing today?"
Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.
"When you called yourself a playboy...."
'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'
Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans
"Sloth!"
Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.
"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."
There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.
"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."
'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'
Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.
"Whenever they low, I get high."
"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"
2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.
Two youths
"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."
'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'
'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'
"This is the life, eh?"
"I'm slowly weaning myself off employment."
You can have your highway of life. I prefer the parking lot of life.
"Spoiler alert. There is no good news tonight."
"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
Laid-back Listener T-Shirts Collection
Laid-back Listener Mugs
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Laid-back Listener Pillows
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Laid-back Listener Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of calm and attentive listening, ideal for decorating a chill, welcoming home.