Laid-back Lifestylist T-Shirts

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Come in here if you don't like....

Summer Road Work

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Doing?'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Cool Receptionist

"Just because I'm broke doesn't mean I should get a job."