Laid-back Lifestylers T-Shirts

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'No sweat shop'

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Self-Isolatteion

Scaffolding team watching TV.

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"Love them rays, Chief."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Summer Road Work

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

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